Bit-Punks Podcast Episode 07

Bit-Punks — Episode 07 (2011-03-07)

On this episode of the Bit-Punks Retro Podcast, We talk about the shittiest games that we played the most of as kids. We talk about:Godzilla on NES, Karnov, E.T., Friday the 13th, Ren & Stimpy on Gameboy, GI Joe on C64, Barbie games, Total Distortion, Wayne’s World, Beavis and Butthead, Evil Zone, Rampage, Eternal Champions, RoboCop, Primal Rage, Killer Instinct, Batman games (specifically Batman Forever), Superman 64, Ultraman, Bible adventure games on Gameboy (Joshua and Exodus), Sega Nomad, Tengen Games, And many more!

Our retro reading this week is: Bayou Billy.

We Discuss What We’ve been playing: Resonance of Fate, Tactics Ogre, Killzone 3, Castle Crashers, Phantasy Star, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario 2, Gyromancer, Maya Pyramid, Monster Hunter: Portable 3rd, PacMan CE DX, Left 4 Dead 2, Team Fortress 2, Golden Sun: The Lost Ages, Phantasy Star 2, The UnderGarden, Dragon Age 2, Shogun: Total War 2, Torchlight XBLA, Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood, You Don’t Know Jack, Civilization IV, Deadspace 2, Tactics Ogre: Let us Cling Together, Marvel Vs. Capcom 3

We also discuss: Super Meat Boy, Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies, Threads of Fate, Valkyrie Profile, Star Ocean, Infinite Undiscovery, Final Fantasy: Tactics, Flower, Earthbound, and Superman BJs.
Episode 5 Links:
Superman is a Dick: Superdickery
Kent’s Backloggery: Backloggery

Bitpunks Ep 7 Music notes:

1. Let’s Rock From the Total Distortion OST

2. Devil’s Underpants From the Total Distortion OST

3. Kitty Kat From the Total Distortion OST

4. You Are Dead Song From theTotal Distortion OST

5. Child of Evil From theTotal Distortion OST

6. I Love Myself From theTotal Distortion OST

Running Time: 2:19:08.

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Starring: Nate Baughman, Jace Poage, Katie Poage, Kent Westmoreland.

2 thoughts on “Bit-Punks Podcast Episode 07”

  1. I haven’t listened to the podcast yet, but in the tradition of American public debate, I’m not going to let that get in the way of a good opinion. First, I’m going to immediately disagree with the blanket dismissal of Tengen games. I had two Tengen games that were ttwo of my favorites on the NES. Gauntlet was a Tengen game and it was a terrific game, almost a forerunner of things like Dragon Age and Oblivion. Tengen also made the greatest version of the greatest game of all time. Tengen’s version of Tetris was light years better than that shitty purple version made by Nintendo. I, and my mother surprisingly, spent lots of money renting Tengen Tetris.

    I know that my pick for worst game is going to catch a lot of flak from you guys, especially considering your last podcast. I preface this by saying I am not a big fan of most of the Zelda games, so my view might be skewed. I did love the original Zelda, so when I saw Zelda 2 I was really excited. I started playing it at a friends house one day, played it for about fifteen minutes, and never picked it up again. I hated it, I still do, and there is no one that can convince me that Zelda 2 is enjoyable in any way.

  2. Out of all the games we’ve tested over the past few years, Bram Stoker’s Dracula for Sega CD was one of the laugh out loud terrible games I’ve ever had the privilege of playing. Poorly CG rendered backgrounds with a live-action animated character slowly walking across the level punching and kicking bats. The frosting on the shit cake was the terrible voice acting and boring story. We couldn’t stop laughing the whole time we played this.

    By the way I Googled Blue Waffle. I guess I’m just desensitized from all the crap I’ve seen on 4chan. lol

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